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Saturday, October 23, 2010

the new birth control

I am making a proclamation! Health, Sex Ed, or Birth Control need no longer be taught the old fashioned way we've become accustomed to...

From now on, all that we need to do to help our youth appreciate the responsibility of parenthood is as follows:

#1 - Have them plan and attend the birthday parties of a handful of smalls.

#2 - Have them install carseats in and out of a car numerous times, and to up the ante, time them.

=  Nobody will be suffering with an unwanted pregnancy.


1 comment:

  1. And they need to spend a weekend with a newborn (to 6 mos.). No sleeping in, no "me" time, no booty calls in the wee hours! (Not necessarily in that order!!!)